Submitted by legality on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 20:56.
Cash for Clunkers! I'll trade in this old body any day of the week!
14% (1 vote)
All the free medicinal marijuana you can score? I love it!
0% (0 votes)
I'm in favor so long as it covers shiatsu, acupuncture, reflexology, meditation, chiropractor, yoga, drumming and Burning Man!
57% (4 votes)
They're going to implant microchips in your earlobe and then UFO's can probe you in your sleep!
0% (0 votes)
Face lifts, tummy tucks, nose jobs and breast implants - 50% off!
14% (1 vote)
Not good. Word is it gonna slash the street price of oxy, meth and e. Then how's an innocent dope dealer make a honest living?
0% (0 votes)
Canadian, Russian, British system. Who cares. India runs our phones now, China makes parts, Mexicans cut my lawn.
0% (0 votes)
Did somebody say, No New Taxes. That's funny. I thought Obama won the presidency.
14% (1 vote)
Momma always told me to marry a doctor. Just not a proctologist.
0% (0 votes)
Come to think of it, could you take a look at this thing right here. I think it's a growth or something....?
0% (0 votes)
Total votes: 7