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MISMANAGED HEALTH CARE - What's $940 Billion between friends? Choose your favorite:
No worries! Insurance companies are inherently fair; just look at their past track record.
20%
Let me think. No job, no house, no more unemployment check. But you raise my taxes and charge me an insurance premium. WTF?
0%
It's a War on Health and we're in it to win it. Just like the War on Drugs, the War on Crime, and the War on Poor Math Skills.
20%
As your doctor, I advise you to take two aspirin and don't call me in the morning.
0%
Thank you, Congressman! You plugged my donut hole and left me with a whoopie pie.
20%
They call it universal because it even covers you if you're abducted by aliens from outer space.
0%
This is really about regulating the price of opium from Afghanistan.
0%
My lawyer said next time the doctor calls me a crybaby, I can still sue, right?
0%
Holy Forefathers, Batman, you're a socialist!
0%
The robot will see you now.
20%
Ten years of medical school, half a million dollars in debt on educational loans, all for about $5 a patient. Where do I sign?
0%
Uncle Sam Wants You to see your doctor.
0%
If my computer gets a virus, will it be covered?
0%
If you ask me, we need more government bureaucracy like a moose needs a hatrack.
0%
Relax. It's just the bastard love child of a union between Social Security and Medicare.
0%
May cause dizziness, anxiety, nausea, lactaid intolerance, and bankruptcy. If symptoms persist, call your state representative.
20%
Uh, you say it will cost how much? And that it will reduce the deficit? Oh, I get it now.
0%
Total votes: 5
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