New Release! The Bernie Madoff Unauthorized CookBook 1st Edition
Submitted by legality on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 00:12.
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Taking Orders Now! Don't Be Left Out! Only $1,999,999.95 each.! Be The First To Own One. You Won't Be the Last!
Featuring Chapters You Won't Want to Miss:
Intro Mama always called me B.M.
Ch. 1 Clean Hands Are the Devil's Playground
Ch. 2 How to Become Top Chef at NASDAQ (Where the foxes are guarding the hen house)
Ch 3 Cooking the Books : Tips on Double Entry bookkeeping
Ch 4 Widows and Orphans Can Go Hungry For All I Care
Ch 5 Shopping Smart: Think globally; steal locally.
Ch 6 Dinner Party Manners: Others steal your wife; I just steal her money
Ch 7 Hot Cocoa & Nappy Time for the SEC
Ch 8 How to Order Pizza on Uncle Sam's dime
Ch 9 Bubble Wrap your Rolex before Mailing
Ch 10 How to Disable Your Ankle Monitor in the Microwave
Ch 11 Learn to Cheat at Solitaire
Ch 12 How to Bake a File in a Cake
Special Offer: The first 1,000,000 people to order may (or may not) receive the Bonus Video : How to Collect Unemployment Compensation in Prison
Note: ALL SALE PROCEEDS GO TO the Free Bernie So He Can Tell Us Where He Hid the Loot Defense Fund
Watch for the Sequel: If I Did Steal Your Money, I Never Killed Anyone, with a Forward by O.J. Simpson
Check or M O (You can also send cash) to:
c/o Mrs.Madoff, a/k/a Bookkeeper
Penthouse
NYC, NY
USA
ATTN: FBI
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