MISMANAGED HEALTH CARE - What's $940 Billion between friends? Choose your favorite:
No worries! Insurance companies are inherently fair; just look at their past track record.
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Let me think. No job, no house, no more unemployment check. But you raise my taxes and charge me an insurance premium. WTF?
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It's a War on Health and we're in it to win it. Just like the War on Drugs, the War on Crime, and the War on Poor Math Skills.
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As your doctor, I advise you to take two aspirin and don't call me in the morning.
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Thank you, Congressman! You plugged my donut hole and left me with a whoopie pie.
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They call it universal because it even covers you if you're abducted by aliens from outer space.
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This is really about regulating the price of opium from Afghanistan.
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My lawyer said next time the doctor calls me a crybaby, I can still sue, right?
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Holy Forefathers, Batman, you're a socialist!
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The robot will see you now.
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Ten years of medical school, half a million dollars in debt on educational loans, all for about $5 a patient. Where do I sign?
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Uncle Sam Wants You to see your doctor.
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If my computer gets a virus, will it be covered?
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If you ask me, we need more government bureaucracy like a moose needs a hatrack.
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Relax. It's just the bastard love child of a union between Social Security and Medicare.
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May cause dizziness, anxiety, nausea, lactaid intolerance, and bankruptcy. If symptoms persist, call your state representative.
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Uh, you say it will cost how much? And that it will reduce the deficit? Oh, I get it now.
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Total votes: 5
